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Every Time Someone Sends Me Love And Light
Oh god, not again
Please stop, It's to much
My f*ckin heart chakra
Life Is All About Perspective.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
I Don't Care How Nice The Hand Soap Smells...
You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
A Husband Walks into The Bedroom
Holding two aspirin and a glass of water, His wife asks ''What's that for?''
''It's for your headache''
''I don't have a headache''
He smiles, ''Gotcha!''
And I Thought It Was A Great Idea
To buy 5000 'bone shape' paper clips for our veterinary clinic... worst idea ever.
If The Grass Looks Greener On The Other Side,
Stop staring, Stop comparing, Stop complaining and start watering the grass you're standing on.
I Got Called 'Pretty' Today!
Well actually the full statement was 'you're pretty annoying' But I only focus on the positive things.